
Nothing
to lose but your lunch.
Las
Vegas. A city fueled by human desires: the desire to win big and
retire to a tropical isle; the desire to experience faraway places
without changing money or forgoing cheeseburgers; the desire to
feel as if youre plummeting to an untimely death.
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New York-New York's Manhattan Express
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Wait, what was
that last one? You heard correctly. Those who are lured to Vegas
by a love of risk are finding satisfaction in a new form: thrill
rides. Dropping, rattling, twisting, and flinging riders within
an inch of their lives, these mechanical monstrosities deliver the
stomach-clenching terror we secretly crave. Its incredibly
senseless. Its deliciously fun. Its what Vegas is all
about.
Take MGMs
SkyScreamer for instancean experience that could scar
you for a lifetime. First, the victims lie belly-down in a sling
and are hoisted up 22 vertiginous stories. Then, in an act akin
to signing their own death warrants, they pull the rip cord, which
sends them swooping down at speeds of up to 70 mph. Riders shriek
and swear; they cry out for mommy. Clearly this is a wonderful thing.
New York-New
Yorks Manhattan Express roller coaster is another excellent
source of anxiety. For maximum scare factor, peer up at the tracks
beforehand and ask yourself, Can those ribbon-thin rails actually
support a car of buffet-laden bellies? Keep the answer in mind as
you approach the 144-foot drop.
Another prime
contender in the Best Coaster category, Circus Circuss Canyon
Blaster weighs in with two loops, two corkscrews, and plenty of
face-flattening speed. Tipping the scales in its favor: an indoor
setting in the Adventure-dome, a crystalline bubble thats
dazzling on a sunny day and indispensable on a rainy one.
Indoor excitement
takes on an even more imaginative dimension with motion simulators,
a sort of moving movie theater that gives a whole new meaning to
the words "armchair travel." Stimulation of the adrenal
gland is still the ultimate goal. Theres just more room for
wackinessextreme wackiness in the case of Circus Circuss
Fun House Express, which propels riders through a twisted
Claymation clown world terrorized by stomping boots, snapping dentures,
and other bizarre villains.
The bad guys
are slightly more familiar in Star Trek: The Experience,
the much-hyped simulator at the Las Vegas Hilton. With an attention
to detail that would make Mr. Spock proud, The Experience is liable
to send true Trekkies into paroxysms of rapture. Those whose lives
revolve around this planet, however, may find the $15 ticket a bit
steep. If you do go, get your moneys worth: Peruse the exhibits,
linger over the videos, and loiter around until you spy a wandering
Ferengi. Then ask him to show you his teeth. Now thats scary.
While Star Trek
has its Hollywood charms, the indisputable winner in the simulator
category is the Race for Atlantis at Caesars. The only motion
ride to combine the sweeping visuals of an IMAX theater, the in-your-face
fun of 3-D, and the realism of in-helmet stereo, Atlantis is an
experience that both steals the breath and delights the eyes.
Unfortunately,
not all the motion rides succeed so completely: Although the Luxors
Search for the Crystal Obelisk initially shows potential,
the D-grade actors are as convincing as a team of pro wrestlers.
Better to skip next door to Excaliburs Magic Motion Machine,
a no-frills motion ride that features six bone-rattling simulations
a day.
But if youre
really looking for terror, youve got to go to the topthe
top of the Stratosphere tower. No, we dont mean the Stratospheres
High Roller, the kiddie-caliber coaster thats capable
of scaring only the truly acrophobic. Were talking about the
Big Shot. There is no way to describe the sheer psychological
power of this monolithic monster, this slingshot of humanity. There
is only the acrid smell of fear as you take your seat, and the silent
scream as that same seat flings you bodily toward the heavens. As
everything that smacks of security and structural support falls
away into the blackness and youre left dangling some 1,000
feet above the Strip, one thought goes through your mind: "Thank
you, Vegas. Thank you."
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